This isn’t what I asked for.
Never in my wildest dreams would I ask to be up to
my ass in ticks and kids. I came from a
good family, was going to college; I had big plans for myself. Then along comes this schmuck and what do I
do? I fall in love with the schmuck, believe his lies and vow to follow him
anywhere. Next thing I know I’m
barefoot, pregnant again, and living in a trailer park.
Nope this is definitely not what I asked for.
